Lets talk about funny stuff..if you watch family guy this video would be funny to you but if not it wouldnt appeal to you but if you do youve probably seen tis episode before... Famliy guy may be stupid and some people may think that it shouldnt be on tv but do you want to know what they can do???? SUCK IT hahaha im just kidding but they should realy change their minds cause its a funny show...
Saturday, May 21, 2011
The book me and orson wlles.......
So we finished the book this week and it was a good boook, i thought it was going to be horrible actually but i trned out really good... my book also smelled like a old mans after shave.. haha it kind of bothered me because it always left that smell on my fingers..and it reminded me too much of my grandpa and thats pretty weird.. i feel that if i met orson welles in personi would want to punch him in the face because he is a SUPER JERK!!!!!! well im off to make these make up blogs
Monday, May 2, 2011
My weekend
on friday I had track practice then had to work the gahanna relays for the middle scchools..i reall didnt want to at first but they gave us free food so it was good. on saturday i played basketball the whole day and then got the new fight night ( boxing video game) for my xbox. I stayed up until 4:00 playing it, i didnt expect to stay up that long. On sunday i make a cake for my grandma and watched the playoffs.. all in all i had a pretty good weekend and ill probably do the same thing next week
My Cast for Julius Ceasar
even though this play julius ceasar has an all star cast in the movie but I have an all-star cast thats even better..If my julius ceasar was actually produce it would be nominated as best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceasar- Jay-Z
Brutus- Rush Limbaugh
Soothsayer-Bill Cosby
Calpurnia- Megan fox
Portia- Carmen Electra
Casca-Jonny Depp
Antony- Drake
Octavious- Kanye West
Julius ceasar is a pretty good play. Im not goining to lie but at first i thought that is was going to blow BUT its actually pretty good. I really dont want to take the test over it cause its going to be a lot to remember...Well im going to do my other blog...
Ceasar- Jay-Z
Brutus- Rush Limbaugh
Soothsayer-Bill Cosby
Calpurnia- Megan fox
Portia- Carmen Electra
Casca-Jonny Depp
Antony- Drake
Octavious- Kanye West
Julius ceasar is a pretty good play. Im not goining to lie but at first i thought that is was going to blow BUT its actually pretty good. I really dont want to take the test over it cause its going to be a lot to remember...Well im going to do my other blog...
Saturday, March 26, 2011
The Humor Undead
Dear, reader
Have you ever thought about if you would be turned into a vampire at the age of 15? You always thought that they were not real until someday you were accidently bitten by a desperate vampire in need of blood. Now u found out the vampire that actually bit you was one of the popular kids at your high school. Like in Fat Vampire, Doug tries to finish high school with the burden of finding blood and avoiding the sun, and on top of that while he was at a comic book convention a low budget show called Vampire Hunters, starts to hunt him after he tries to get blood from a panda bear in the zoo and gets caught on camera. In this project you will see how comedy is the theme to this book. I picked this theme because it stuck out to me. Now buckle your seatbelts and ladies and gentlemen because it’s about to get crazy…
“Vampires don’t change, I’m never going to get any older, and I’ll always look like this.Short.Doughy. If I can’t lose weight on an all-blood diet.”
CnbC 5 URGENT NEWS BROADCAST
What used to be a playful place for kids to play and have fun is now a scene of attack. We have Anchor Whitly Wittleson on the scene for more details.
Whitly: It seems that the person that was attacked was a teenage boy. The paramedics said that he was bitten on the neck and he only has a little bit over 2 pints of blood in his body. We have 2 Witnesses that said that he was running around the park in his underwear screaming “I’ve been bitten”
Witness 1: yea man I was commin back from da MOpo corner store around 12 and this dude man was screamin n’ runnin around the park like a monkey or somethin. I yelled and asked what was wrong and if he needed help. I don’t think he heard me so I kept walking home.
Witness 2: yes I saw everything happen. The guy who was running was walking from the mopo and he stopped in clark park to eat whatever he had in his I was on my porch smoking a cigarette. Then this thing came out of nowhere and landed in the tree. Then he dropped down on the guy in the park. I was surprised that nobody heard him screaming except me. And that’s when I called the police.
Whitly: The victim is now in the hospital in critical condition and has a long way to recovery.
“Aren’t you a little fat to be a vampire?”
Recipe for a Vampire
1 whole teenage boy
1 Unlimited supply of blood
1 mentor
2 Nerdcave CD’s
2 Comic books
Mix together for one hour and you will have a vampire...enjoy
“Watch your backs, Army of Darkness- here come the Redeemers!”
“This week on Vampire hunters”
Reflection
My book the vampire has a couple different themes. Comedy and even Love believe it or not. I chose Comedy because I could relate to it more than I could have to love. My first genre I made it like it was a news broadcast. I really don’t like the news but it seemed like a fun thing to do. I did the recipe because in the book he tries learns how to be a vampire, and he never really figures it out. I did the wanted poster because he was being chased by a show called vampire hunters, and I wanted to show how far they would go to catch him. My last genre was the ransom letter. I did this because Doug’s best friend Jay was attacked while he was walking home and they didn’t know who did it. I had a couple of difficulties doing this project. Like finding what repretend to use, or what genres to use. This project overall was good. I liked it a lot because it made me use my creativity.
Works Cited
http://www.glassgiant.com/wanted/
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