Lets talk about funny stuff..if you watch family guy this video would be funny to you but if not it wouldnt appeal to you but if you do youve probably seen tis episode before... Famliy guy may be stupid and some people may think that it shouldnt be on tv but do you want to know what they can do???? SUCK IT hahaha im just kidding but they should realy change their minds cause its a funny show...
Saturday, May 21, 2011
The book me and orson wlles.......
So we finished the book this week and it was a good boook, i thought it was going to be horrible actually but i trned out really good... my book also smelled like a old mans after shave.. haha it kind of bothered me because it always left that smell on my fingers..and it reminded me too much of my grandpa and thats pretty weird.. i feel that if i met orson welles in personi would want to punch him in the face because he is a SUPER JERK!!!!!! well im off to make these make up blogs
Monday, May 2, 2011
My weekend
on friday I had track practice then had to work the gahanna relays for the middle scchools..i reall didnt want to at first but they gave us free food so it was good. on saturday i played basketball the whole day and then got the new fight night ( boxing video game) for my xbox. I stayed up until 4:00 playing it, i didnt expect to stay up that long. On sunday i make a cake for my grandma and watched the playoffs.. all in all i had a pretty good weekend and ill probably do the same thing next week
My Cast for Julius Ceasar
even though this play julius ceasar has an all star cast in the movie but I have an all-star cast thats even better..If my julius ceasar was actually produce it would be nominated as best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceasar- Jay-Z
Brutus- Rush Limbaugh
Soothsayer-Bill Cosby
Calpurnia- Megan fox
Portia- Carmen Electra
Casca-Jonny Depp
Antony- Drake
Octavious- Kanye West
Julius ceasar is a pretty good play. Im not goining to lie but at first i thought that is was going to blow BUT its actually pretty good. I really dont want to take the test over it cause its going to be a lot to remember...Well im going to do my other blog...
Ceasar- Jay-Z
Brutus- Rush Limbaugh
Soothsayer-Bill Cosby
Calpurnia- Megan fox
Portia- Carmen Electra
Casca-Jonny Depp
Antony- Drake
Octavious- Kanye West
Julius ceasar is a pretty good play. Im not goining to lie but at first i thought that is was going to blow BUT its actually pretty good. I really dont want to take the test over it cause its going to be a lot to remember...Well im going to do my other blog...
Saturday, March 26, 2011
The Humor Undead
Dear, reader
Have you ever thought about if you would be turned into a vampire at the age of 15? You always thought that they were not real until someday you were accidently bitten by a desperate vampire in need of blood. Now u found out the vampire that actually bit you was one of the popular kids at your high school. Like in Fat Vampire, Doug tries to finish high school with the burden of finding blood and avoiding the sun, and on top of that while he was at a comic book convention a low budget show called Vampire Hunters, starts to hunt him after he tries to get blood from a panda bear in the zoo and gets caught on camera. In this project you will see how comedy is the theme to this book. I picked this theme because it stuck out to me. Now buckle your seatbelts and ladies and gentlemen because it’s about to get crazy…
“Vampires don’t change, I’m never going to get any older, and I’ll always look like this.Short.Doughy. If I can’t lose weight on an all-blood diet.”
CnbC 5 URGENT NEWS BROADCAST
What used to be a playful place for kids to play and have fun is now a scene of attack. We have Anchor Whitly Wittleson on the scene for more details.
Whitly: It seems that the person that was attacked was a teenage boy. The paramedics said that he was bitten on the neck and he only has a little bit over 2 pints of blood in his body. We have 2 Witnesses that said that he was running around the park in his underwear screaming “I’ve been bitten”
Witness 1: yea man I was commin back from da MOpo corner store around 12 and this dude man was screamin n’ runnin around the park like a monkey or somethin. I yelled and asked what was wrong and if he needed help. I don’t think he heard me so I kept walking home.
Witness 2: yes I saw everything happen. The guy who was running was walking from the mopo and he stopped in clark park to eat whatever he had in his I was on my porch smoking a cigarette. Then this thing came out of nowhere and landed in the tree. Then he dropped down on the guy in the park. I was surprised that nobody heard him screaming except me. And that’s when I called the police.
Whitly: The victim is now in the hospital in critical condition and has a long way to recovery.
“Aren’t you a little fat to be a vampire?”
Recipe for a Vampire
1 whole teenage boy
1 Unlimited supply of blood
1 mentor
2 Nerdcave CD’s
2 Comic books
Mix together for one hour and you will have a vampire...enjoy
“Watch your backs, Army of Darkness- here come the Redeemers!”
“This week on Vampire hunters”
Reflection
My book the vampire has a couple different themes. Comedy and even Love believe it or not. I chose Comedy because I could relate to it more than I could have to love. My first genre I made it like it was a news broadcast. I really don’t like the news but it seemed like a fun thing to do. I did the recipe because in the book he tries learns how to be a vampire, and he never really figures it out. I did the wanted poster because he was being chased by a show called vampire hunters, and I wanted to show how far they would go to catch him. My last genre was the ransom letter. I did this because Doug’s best friend Jay was attacked while he was walking home and they didn’t know who did it. I had a couple of difficulties doing this project. Like finding what repretend to use, or what genres to use. This project overall was good. I liked it a lot because it made me use my creativity.
Works Cited
http://www.glassgiant.com/wanted/
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Acheivments
My greastest achievment was probably gettung my 4.0 in seventh grade.Its the only one ive had and im never going to forget it. I also have a couple other great achievments like winning the tee-ball championship way back when..I omly remember it because my team won every tournament we went to and i got MVP of the season. Another is scoring my first touchdown in little league football., but i ended up scoring 4 times that game so it was a good day.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Short Story:The Killing of Walter Harris
The Killing of Walter Harris
As Walter Harris pulled into his 300 million dollar mansion, he noticed something was wrong. All the lights were off. “I wonder why the lights are of; I always leave at least one light on.” It was raining pretty hard so he figured that the power went out. He also noticed that his son Kevin’s car was in the driveway. “Why is Kevin’s car here?” he asked himself while he continued to the front door. He opened the door and it was pitch black inside the mansion. He yelled for his maid that he underpaid, and disrespected. “GLORIA!! Where are you, and why are the lights off?” no response. “I don’t pay you to play hide and seek.”Again he yelled he name but still no response. As he searches for a light he notices that the guest room light is on. “Kevin are you in here?” No response. The bathroom light was on. “Kevin are you…” he finds his son in the bathtub face down in a puddle of blood, “Oh my gosh.” His face filled with horror and pain, he tries to dial 911 but the phone line is cut. He runs out the room and passed the kitchen, but goes back because he sees a puddle of blood leading to the freezer. “What is this?” He opens the freezer door, and what he sees isn’t food at all. What he does see is unimaginable. It was in fact a trash bag stuffed in the freezer. He opens it with fear in his eyes, and the content of that trash bag was unimaginable. It was Gloria with her body parts in freezer bags, with her head severed from her body. “Who would do this terrible thing to my family? I have to get out of here.” Walter Harris was a heavy set man, and also a very lazy man. He ate about two forty ounce steaks every night with his usual Cuban cigar and bottle of champagne. When he got the house built he had a whole room put in it just for weights, and a treadmill but it was only collecting dust after he bought the equipment. It was better off staying at the store. Adding to his laziness, he was in no shape to run because of his love of Cuban cigars. He would usually have four per day. It’s a wonder how he hasn’t developed lung cancer. He runs to the kitchen door, but to only see that its bolted shut. He tries the front door but that’s bolted shut too. That’s when he realized that the person who killed his son and his maid is still in the house. He hears footsteps. Then runs up the stairs to his room where a revolver is in his dresser. When he gets there he sees that it’s trashed and the gun is gone. He looks for his phone. It is nowhere to be found. “I have to escape this house fast” he says. He tries the bathroom window but he couldn’t get it open. He runs back down the stairs terrified about what he seen in this house. He finds a dark open room and tries the window. The door shuts and when Walter turns around he sees a dark figure walking towards him.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Movies!!!!
I have to say one of the best movies ive seen is Scarface..I like this movie because i like Al Pacino..he is a great actor, when i first seen it i thought his name was Tony Montana, and the person he played in the movie was Al Pacino. other reason are that i like the story line. How he came up from nothing to become one of the richest drug lord in Miami... another good movie is Public Enemy..it was about the bank robber John Dilenger..Now i think Johnny Deep did a good job, i like how he kept escaping from jail, like the opening scene he had a inside man that brought him to the jail then he broke him out...i really cant explain it cause it is too mind blowing..another good movie was 300..that movie had the best fighting scenes in it to me, the end was really good. i liked how he died fighting for his city, and the best part was when hekicked the messenger guy in the chest into the pit..Gerard Butler did great being King Leonidas.
Weekend
This 4 day weekend was really good..I got a whole lotta rest and got to catch up on my bloggs cause i have benn slippin latley..but i git to hang out with my family and got to drive when it didnt snow..I played in a 2k11 tournament on saturday..I lost haha but its ok cause i came back on the madden 11 tournament and won cause im that sweet..basically my weekend was a chill weekend. the only hw i had was to write about saving private ryan..which is an AMAZING movie and if you havent seen it your should cause its AMAZING and the opening secne is crazy.oh i also did a crosword and this blog. I babysat my little cousin on saturday night and got 20 dollars just to watchg him play Super Mario on the wii..which is fun as heck.
Siblings
I have 3 siblings. two sisters and one brother. the oldest sister is kiesha and she is 19, my younger sister Mckinnley is 11 i think, and my brother gerelle we call him oj idk why we just do..growing up with older sibling i was picked on alot i mean just the typical sibling stuff.. But now that i have a younger sister i pick on her all the time. I mean who else is goin too?? haha bt now that my sister and brother moved out i get more stuff for christmas and for my birthday, but the bad thing about it is that there are more chores to do..I really hate doing chores, they SUCK.. But my sister and brother come over sometimes like on the weekdays or when we cookout on the weekends or something. my brother actually came over and beat me in madden but the next day i got him..then las night my sister came over and tred to beat me in UFC...she beat me one time out of like 5...and my younger sister doesnt even attempt to play me in any videogames..but thats all i got about my siblings
Monday, January 31, 2011
Cartoons
That video was one of the best cartoons back then when i was growing up LOONEY TUNES..now the cartoons are jusst stupid..but not allof them, like spongebob and phineas and ferb...some of the cartoons i miss are dexters laborator, looney toons, tom and jerry (which still comes on sometimes) but few cartoons are funny..it seems like people create cartoons just to create them like they arent about anything funny, they are just there.if you ask me there should be more old cartoons like jhonny bravo..
but unfortunatly there isnt and thas exacts why the cartoon world is dried out.. hinestly its been dried out since like 04 if u ask me. but thats all I can think of so i guess im outt!!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Make up blog 2
I had a nice break. and even the week heading into break was good. First in all my classes except speech we watched movies and ate candy canes. The movie in english the illusionist was a good movie i wish i could have seen it from the begening though.I had no homework over break in all my classes expect speech. well first week of break we had football on mandays and thursdays. after i got home from there i would play black ops or madden until i go to my friends house or something. Christmas eve didnt really feel like it was because it was a frday night and usualy im not home so it was kinda weird. second week i started my speech and its comming along well. I personaly dont like the class bt im glad its soo close to being over..Nwe years eve i was over my cousins house and we played black ops and 2k11 until it was time to watch the ball drop..then we played sommore then went to sleep. Hopefully this is the year i can get up on the varsity football roster..until next time.
Make up blog 1
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! Well christmas was good.I got to see family that ive never seen before and family yhat i haven seen in years. I didnt ask for anything too expensive but my mom got me a ps3,madden 11,and call of duty black ops. that was the only thing expensive that i got. Everything else was clothes. Overall it was a good christmas..for christmas breakfast we went to I hop lol how traditional is that? now school is bout to start again its time to buckle down and get the grades up. well until next time
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